Will a finger-puppet show effectively warn my new fiance about my views on infidelity?
I am planning to sit my fiance down and have her watch a finger-puppet show I have produced. The show has one purpose: To warn my new fiance about what will happen to her if she decides to cheat on me, now that I’ve given her "the ring".
Before New Year’s I am going to sit her down and have her be silent while I put on a serious puppet show that I hope she takes to heart.
Act I:
The finger puppets (named Joey and Sandra) will be introduced to each other through a mutual friend. They will fall in love and make love to one another then marry.
Act II:
In Act II finger puppet Joey will hire a few puppets to trail Sandra as she goes about her day. These puppets-for-hire will be called investigative puppets. I will call for a break during this Act, since I will paint sad eyes on the finger acting as Joey, since he will be shown the photos (by the investigating fingers) proving Sandra is cheating.
Act III:
This Act will call for my fiance to be very calm and patient, since I will need time to assemble a miniature spanking chamber I had an engineering friend of mine built. Finger puppet Sandra will be put in a swing and spanked with a cane and whipped with a leather whip for hours until she agrees to sign a contract.
Thank you for your answers. My approach is creative, but I want my fiance to be warned and I want our marriage to not end. Remember, she hasn’t cheated yet, and I am basing my play off speculation and concern for our marriage.
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August 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
I think you’re very creative.
Why finger puppets though? Sock puppets can show more action and aggression.
And she may like the chamber in Act III
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
One question: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Wouldn’t work for me. Why are you assuming the worst of her?
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
terrific idea.
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Are you sure you’re mature enough for marriage? A finger puppet? Are you kidding lol! Try being a man and talk to you, marriage isn’t kindergarten.
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Act IV:
Puppet Sandra leaves finger puppet Joey when she realizes he is a raving lunatic.
Why not just ask her which knee cap she doesn’t like?
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Has not cheated yet? Speculation ans concern? If a person is going to cheat, you will not stop them. And finger puppets will not ensure a faithful spouse and honest marriage.
Try a different approach, like counseling.
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
I know a place where she should shoved your finger puppet…
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Sick, twisted, controlling, insecure, manipulative, untrusting and just plain mean.
I cant wait to read your question about how to win back fiance LOL
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Interesting. You will either have a hysterical, laughing woman on the floor p-ing her pants, or you will get a ring back
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
ok so what happens to you if you cheat?